Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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