I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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