Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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