All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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