That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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