Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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