whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
being pregnant is like rehab
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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