I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
ttyl tear gas
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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