She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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