weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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