If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
White coat. Heels.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
