Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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