I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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