she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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