It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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