brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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