I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just forgot I was standing up.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A bitchslap is in order.
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