Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
do nipples grow back?
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