Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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