hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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