sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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