id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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