Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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