with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
