i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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