remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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