she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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