While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
