Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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