Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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