I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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