I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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