When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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