its not stalking. its research.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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