at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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