if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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