she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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