do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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