He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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