Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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