we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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