We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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