im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Randomize
