I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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