Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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