thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
vagina is talking i cant
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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