just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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