Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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