i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The air was thick with penises
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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