I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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