At least make sure they are 18
Why
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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