he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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