I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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