OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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