Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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