Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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