His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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