4 words: hood of his car
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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